After I made this, I wanted one of my own!! So I made my own design and went for it.
His name is Todd, on the back I safety pinned a bio. of dear Todd, I don't remember all of it, but I'll give it a shot...
*Todd the Toilet paper*
"Todd had always been a happy fellow, never had a care in the world, had life easy. Until...He was forced to get a job...As you can imagine, the job market for toilet paper is very grim and very very dangerous! After the death of his friend Taz (died in a bloody nose) Todd decided he was going to take the unconventional way, After some very serious thought, he decided, he was going for the life of......COMEDY! He tried everything, he tried jokes he tried tricks, (even with candle sticks!!) But nothing worked! HE found that people were scared of the talking toilet paper!!! So he thought some more, what made people laugh or smile without words?! HE had it!! All the world needed was a smile!!! And to this day he smiles! So if you are ever having a low day, just give ol' Todd a look in the eyes for twenty seconds or so, and just you try not to smile!"
So yeah, it's weird but it totally makes sense to us!! The tricks and candlesticks part is from our favorite movie, can you remember what movie that line is from!?!?!?!