OK, well I know it's just now the Christmas season, but I'm already planning out Valentine's Day. I am a vegetarian, and my boyfriend is, sadly, a meat-eater. We pick on each other about it a lot, so for Christmas I almost bought him this box of bacon bandaids from Fred Flare: http://www.fredflare.com/customer/product.php?productid=2591&cat=307
Sooo, I didn't get them for Christmas, and told him about it after we exchanged presents (our birthdays are the 15th and 17th so we combined the two holidays and exchanged gifts last week). To my surprise, being that we are 20 and all, he was really disappointed! So, I told him my brilliant idea that for Valentine's Day, I would give him a meat-themed present, and he will give me a vegetable-themed one.
I'm going to get the bandaids, but I'm trying to come up with other ideas to go with them. I sew a lot, so I am thinking of making a stuffed piece of bacon with a face or a stuffed steak or something, or maybe a hamburger. And I also do photography (I'm an art student!) so I'm thinking of taking a series of something like three photos in the meat area of the grocery store and framing them in small frames (even though the thought grosses me out a bit!).
I'm just wondering if anyone else has any great ideas for me! The kitschier the better, pretty much! So let me know what you think