Now I have these things called parents, and no clue what to get them. I want dearly to make my mother and father happy, but i need some assistance.
She's 45 and she doesn't have much of a sense of humor.
She's a very religious and devoted to Christianity. She likes jewelry and makeup and things that help her keep herself "young." She has a teaching degree and has majored in child psychology.
He's 53 and he's not very funny either. He works as a mechanic. He likes music, country and classic rock mostly. He's your average redneck man in the sense that he likes beer, Nascar, and shooting things [which doesn't help my stance as a Peta member.] He's not home much so pillows and blankets wouldnt work very well.
Please help me please the people that brought me into this world.