My wife currently smokes. I used to, but have been clean for over a year now. Yay me. Anyway, I decided to put custom warning labels on my wife's cigarette packs and nicely put them back into the carton. I don't remember where I first saw this idea, but it cracked me up and I just had to do it. She wasn't as amused as I was, but it was worth it. Hopefully the pic shows up close enough to read the warnings. If not, let me know and I will type them out for everyone. Enjoy
Some people have not been able to read the warnings, so I figured I better type them out.
Warning: When being chased by the military, you can use a cigarette to perform a maneuver called "A Panama" to elude capture. Such as in the movie "Sahara".
Warning: Cigarettes can help you find laser beams
Warning: When having that "Victory Smoke" after killing your spouse with months of planning, don't leave a lipstick stained cigarette at the crime scene. It's a dead giveaway.
Warning: When trying to hide your smoking from Superman, don't turn your back to him. He can see right through you.
Warning: You can use a cigarette attached to a mere can of gasoline to create a time bomb capable of destroying a entire building and all the bad guys.
Warning: Cigarettes can be used as ice breakers at the local bar. "Do you have a light?" is a classic opening line when looking for Mr. Right ......... or Mr. Right Now.
Warning: When being hunted through the woods, you can use a cigarette, wedged in a tree, as a decoy. Luring your predator into your well made trap.
Most of these I got from various movies. Enjoy