Elsie, our three-year-old, will be attending MIT next semester. Her IQ was tested, and the doctors claim she is the first person EVER with a 4 digit score. They promptly graduated her from high school, and next year she is scheduled to cure cancer. She is fluent in over 25 languages, and is working on Porpoise right now. However, potty training is still an issue. But we're sure she'll get to that right after she finishes the symphony she started last week.