Well, Since ofenjen expressed a desire for more pictures, here they are:
The not-so-great book I made:
I found a cheap old book at the thrift store ($0.95), tore all the pages out, buffed off the titel with a dremel, added wear and tear with a Dremel, then painted a new title on the front (not very well though, I was getting hungry, so my hand started to shake, i might do it over) and then I sewed together about 20 pages of thick paper with coptic stitch and glued it into the book.
Close-up of the label on the bottle:
My big ole hobbit foot:
Close-up of my mock embroidery (and straining buttons):
I'm a jolly hobbit: