I received 6 today!!

This one says "I'm a pacifist but can't resist a man in uniform."
I can't resist a man in uniform either.

It says "I'm absolutely terrified to get a pap test"
I'm not sure of your situation, but if you are a first timer it's not a big deal. You just have to remember that those Drs. look a vaginas all day long. It's nothing to them.

I quit a good, stable job because of all the negativism a certain co worker had. I understand.

I'm sorry this one is so hard to see. It says "I told people I changed my mind about law school. Really, I failed the LSAT." That is the typed part. The handwritten part says "It's the best thing that has ever happened to me!"
Congratulations of failing the LSAT and finding some happiness!! (Is it weird to compliment that? I don't think so.)

This one makes me smile.

I'm sorry to say that this one got a little damaged in the mail.

There is no words on either side. I'm not sure if it was intentionally left blank or not. It's a beautiful image!!
Thank you for all the secrets!!!