ROFL! You sound just like me.
Unfortunately, I'm not able to teach myself. This must be that one thing that is going to drive me insane.
Doing the DS is fine, easy picots, but for some reason when I go to make a ring...Houston we have a problem!
Apparently I'm pulling the wrong thread, and none of the threads seems to be the right one.
I've looked at the videos, read and it just has not clicked yet.