Where do you live? And how old are you? You look like you could be my long lost twin, no kidding (even tho I wasn't born a twin). Very spooky the resemblance. Anyway, if you'd be interested in making fabrics in small quantities for me let me know. You have a special talent.
Your description is a riot. This house I biought 2 years ago was built and owned by this guy who had a body shop in the 60's and we found handfuls of matchbooks with the same kind of goofy photography. Only the pics were of barlely dressed women (with "idiot hair") in really stupid scenes. One of my faves is the woman in her undies and bra at the ski resort... OUTSIDE.
Buy a little tulle. There's so many lovely and putrid colors out there. Take the tule, cut it into a few long strips about 2 or 3 inches wide and sew that to the inside bottom of the shirt and out of the sleves for a ballerina punk thing. And it's not itchy.
Hi. I'm Mary. I own Butterfly Mary (clothing and accessories). It hasn't taken off yet. I am also co-owner of Fuller Station Arts, an online consignment company for those who live in the Albany/Schenectady/Saratoga area. We are looking for unique items to feature on our website. You, of course, earn most of the money but we do the work for you. If you are interested, post something here and leave me a way to get in touch with you.