I mean, how practical are they? You can't push them up to get them out of the way when you're eating, cooking, brushing your hair, whatever. Am I not living the right kind of life (of leisure) to enjoy them?
I've been looking for a pattern for one for a long time, I know there's one in Knit 2 Together (grown-up bonnet) but I don't need a whole book right now. Are there any other similar patterns out there?