Or would that be Lance SockStrong...
Seven time Tour de France winner, cancer survivor, and all round good guy.
This classic American red heel monkey is wearing all new clothing designed specifically for him, including the USA patchwork cap and the black with red dots Sidi bike shoes (like Lance wears).
He's always extra careful to keep his tail away from the spokes and bike chain.
And wears his protective bike gloves to keep from getting blisters, or wearing out his knit.
I've been a lurker here for awhile even though some of my friends are here (howdy!) but this challenge inspired me to finally join and post.