I received from that fucking fabulous swapping French madam, Polkaroo today. What a kick in the ass!!!
Not only did she do the Martha "get your thumb out of your ass" Stewart packing job but her goodies were hysterical (I'm at that age where I don't feel easy joking about pissing myself(-: ).
With out further fucking ado....
My little bastard wearing the "Son of a Bitch" collar. He REALLY liked that.
Daisy displaying her new "Pussy" collar and all her pussiness (we'll leave the young woman holding her out of this, she was an innocent bystander)
A very happy Jack wearing his "Pussy" ID tag. He's a cigar smoker from way back, he has his own catnip cigar (we interrupted his session to take this picture, hence, the expression)
I love it when my pussy sticks to the frig - now I've got THREE of the adorable little fuckers!!!
"Fuck Off" and "Cock Soup" - Need I say more?
And last but certainly not fucking least, the "Reverse Swear Jar" and my French-Canadian Flash cards. I've always said I spoke enough French to get myself in trouble and now, I can be fucking certain of it. Well, je suis manger d'la merde heureusement!!
Thank you so fucking much sweet Polkaroo for your creativity and care. Everything was absolutely adorable and I don't feel I could take enough pictures to do it all justice (and CHOCOLATE!!! I almost forgot to mention the FUCKING CHOCOLATE!!! She sent CHOCOLATE!!).