Sorry, the title is the only thing Pythonesque about this. I got this devastatingly unflattering dress for 25 cents (there were even velcro strips for removable shoulder pads. yeesh.):
I chopped it to bits, turned it around, added a bit of puffiness and now it's kind of like a sack. Also, if I stand in a certain way, it also makes me look like I have a huge ass. But I can live with that. It's the most comfortuhbuhlest dress ever, I'm pretty sure. I love it.
A belt for a little shape, but I honestly prefer it without because then I feel like I'm wearing a tent (in a good way).
And with pockets! And the most accurate color:
Thanks for looking, everyone!