The fact you used the word douche makes up for any doucheyness there may have been (it's currently my favourite word, along with the douchebag varient). But really, it didn't sound douchey at all, and you are AMAZINGLY talented. I love, well, both the paintings, and all the drawings as well. Especially the line drawings of random objects (it's almost like I Spy!) and the nudes on address labels. I only wish I was as talented as you. I hope to see more of your work.
Thanks so much! And thanks to everyone else who commented too! I have a lot more stuff in a few sketchbooks that I haven't scanned into my comp yet because...I am currently scanner-less. I'm working on it, though.
Thanks again, guys <3<3