the sad, sad tale of tiko and onigiri-chan
This is Tiko Sambora. He's a freakishly large and misproportioned black widow, but that's what happens when you decide to research AFTER sewing together the body parts.
This is Onigiri-chan. He's your average insanelyhappy riceball plushie. He's rather unsure about being mailed to MD and living out his polyfill'd days with Jessica, but it's not like he's getting a choice.
And now Onigiri-chan and Taquito meet up! Aren't they adorable~?
Onigiri: HI! Wanna be my friend! Why, you only have four legs! That's funny!
And so Teeks tries to salvage his wretched fate the only way he knows how.
Ongiri: Ai! Taquito! You're tickling my brain!
15 minutes later
Onigir: um...taquito? /o_o\ can you let go of my brain now?
Teeks: //...my fangs! how am i s'posed to be a spider if i don't have my fangs!?//
Ongiri: pleaseletgoofmenow x_x