LOL!!! That was just too funny! Yeah...I don't think I would want to see my mom in a 2 piece either...not that she would even think of wearing one!
I'm only 26...well 27 in July...so my "mommy body" consists of 10-15 extra pounds that are spead out all over (except my boobs where I want it, those just deflated) and a bit of a rounded tummy. I really need to do sit-ups more often than the once a week when I feel guilty...ok I lie...once every other week.
Anyway, thanks again for the link, if I see nice swimsuit fabric I might just try and make one.