I decided that everyone needs a disguise for those special days when you just don't want to face the world. So, I obsessed on making a yarn beard to help me out.
As usual, the project grew to include various accessories associated with beards:
bread crumbs (made of painted latex foam from an old pillow)
snot (made of dried up hot glue)
and hidden inside, a cockroach
You can use your imagination and add a multitude of other things...like sunglasses...a kerchief...a pipe...
And see, it works! Guess who!?
I gave it away to a friend who is crazier than I am, so if you don't recognize someone who seems familiar, remember, it might just be the beard...
Oh--and do not wear this to a bank...I will not be responsible for anything that might happen if you do (disclaimer suggested by my attorney...)...