I've been collecting the postmarked stamps from all the mail I open at work for several months now, much to my boss's bewilderment, intending to use them for something and they inspired my holiday cards this year.
I start out all sweet.

...but then.

Making this one inspired the Christmas ones after it.

("when you celebrate hanukkah, the terrorists win.")

and

etc., open to say

I can also be non-snarky.



("sing a song of love and joy")
It's not nearly as much fun, though more acceptable for like, friends' parents and such.
Anyway. Feel free to be inspired for your own non-commercial snarkfest purposes next year - or just buy some from me next year, as I'm totally mass-producing these babies.























