So I know this may sound like a question with an obvious answer, but how do you lovelies get the holes in them so precisely?  With the cardboard ones they send me I'm not as concerned, but for the plastic giftcards, what's the best way to get a hole in them?

Thanks!

Burninating the countryside, burninating the peasants...  and the Trogdor comes in the niiiiiiight!

I'm sorry.  It had to be said.

I'm with a previous poster.  I'd totally pay money for some HR-character-ed napkin rings.

I know this may not be the most original idea, but when I was little, my mom and I used to make birdhouses out of the half-gallon versions.  We just cut a hole in them and strung them up and birds moved in in the spring.   You could string a bunch together and steady them with wooden dowels and make a bird condo.  Plus, they're perfect for painting, or since yours sound pretty visually interesting with the pink, you could just leave them be.

Are those all hand-drawn?  Did that take you forever or are you one of those people who can whip out a drawing in less time than it takes me to eat cheesecake?

Wonderful.  I love the Hanukkah one, because it IS kind of offensive.  Makes ya think.

Because anyone not in perfect alignment with "us"... well, we know what they are. +)

That may be one of the top compliments I've gotten this month.  Thanks!

... and I must not try to understand tongue-in-cheek jokes when I am sleep deprived >.<

I actually noticed the time you posted after I replied and hoped I didn't come off as sounding harsh when I finally realized you probably just misread it at the late hour.  (My first couple of friends looking at it missed a word or two, too, until I looked puzzled at them looking puzzled and then they looked again and had a lightbulb moment. You know.)  I'm glad no offense was taken the first time around, and hope it's still true in this last exchange.

Are you really going to be selling them?

All the recipients who've been ...recipiented? so far have loved them, and I've been encouraged by a few people to do so.  I just might.  Hmm, if I screen printed them, they'd also be faster to make and cheaper for everyone...  Definitely something to keep in mind.

Another good one I saw mass-produced at the Urban Outfitters clearance sale today was one that had a pretty and sweet snowflake graphic on the front, with text that read, "Snowflakes wouldn't be as lovely if they were shaped like prostitutes."  I about died.

This Canadian thinks they are all funny, with the exception of the Hanukkah one

Out of curiosity, how come not the Hanukkah one? 

To clarify, it was made for a very liberal Jewish friend of mine who will absolutely love it, and like the Christmas version of the same, it's meant to be tongue-in-cheek.  The Christmas ones, to me, say that one must enjoy being Christian, dammit, or else the "others" win, and clearly, in America, we can't have non-Christians hanging about.  The Hanukkah one is also intended to also be in that "everyone needs to be Christian or the world will end" sort of vein.  I'm sorry if it offended anyone somehow, but I thought it was kind of obvious that it was a joke.

That's pretty darn funny.

We only think it's funny because we hate freedom.

Why thank you!

*basks in validation*