Ah I just left Kingston last year; graduated from Queens. And your very realistic painting brings back some memories. Some terrible, terrible memories.
For instance, if you throw a flip flop from across the room (and hit your target), their legs seem to fly off its body. And you better hope your aim is true, otherwise your paranoia is matched only by your grip on said flip flop.
Fantastic painting, seriously, it's so realistic it required a double-take.