I'm glad you like it, fancybutch! This is not my usual medium, so I struggled a bit, but I liked it when I was done.
Always - they say (left to right):
This is a list of who asked for your opinion.
I just rolled my eyes so hard, I saw my brain.
I'm not anti-social. I'm selectively social. There's a difference.
Snarky is part of the package. Enjoy.
I should just change my voicemail to 'Please hang up and text me.'
Screw you, recommended serving size, you don't know me.
Shall I compare thee to a summer's eve? For thou art a douche. (my favorite!!)
I understand the concept of cooking and cleaning. Just not as it applies to me.
I can actually hear your words being misspelled while you are speaking to me.
These were so much fun! I really enjoyed doing it and couldn't pick just one or two.lol