Okay. so this weekend was my school's holiday ball/banquit and it marks the end of classes and it's just a general celebration of life. Therefore, I was slightly intoxicated with my friends, making fun of this frightening yarn that someone bought my friend as part of a project. We vetoed the yarn and used a different one, but we had this skein my friend had already opened. The topic of mittens came up and, as none of us had tried to make them before, I decide to give it a shot.
I present to you the scary results of crocheting something you've never made before, with no pattern or anything, intoxicated:
One may say, looking at that, that's not quite so bad. but WAIT! it gets worse
a close up of the worst offense
haha, so yes. let this be a lesson to you all.