Here are my wishes:
I am desperate for Arm warmers, any kind but especially thin and dark and solid colored for work...my dream is black or green pointelle, (or grey, or burgundy or brown...) but anything thinish and soft and rather long, OR fun ones for at home) These are the ideal, if only they weren't pink! http://www.urbanoutfitters.com/shopping/product/detailmain.jsp?itemID=9748&itemType=PRODUCT&iMainCat=77&iSubCat=555&iProductID=9748 I like the just-a-bit-longer-than-wrist length.
A Hat: I love this one http://www.craftster.org/forum/index.php?topic=57584.0
Or a Chicken Viking hat (just cause I laugh every time I see it! I could see it becoming the official Thanksgiving Chef's Hat!) http://www.craftster.org/forum/index.php?topic=21342.0
Or a Panta (any color but I'd be your best friend it was green)
Or a Hallowig from Knitty (!)
Or a baby Yoda hat for my nephew (who isn't quite born yet but I already want to spoil like mad!)
A kimono fabric hobo bag like this http://www.craftster.org/forum/index.php?topic=56519.0 (I am in LOVE with the indigo/orange one!)
Or the necktie schoolbag (I love the burgundy/black/grey/paisley colored one but any colors will work)
Vintagey/kitschy embroidered or appliqued kitchen towels (fawns, mermaids, pinups, swallows, mexicana, cowgirls, pretty much anything from sublime stitching, my kitchen is green with accents in pink, orange,red, so anything will do!)
An embroidery for my bedroom, which is pink and gold; something sexy, maybe 1920's, art nouveau, vintage nude, Japanese cherry blossom, something pretty and glam (I saw a gorgeous Louise Brooks one on craftster http://www.craftster.org/forum/index.php?topic=59537.0 ) or other decor items in that vein would be nice too!
Some kind of cute embroidery or other wall art for my bathroom, which is kind of a modern take on shabby chic, in light blue and white: a mermaid or nude maybe?
Porn by numbers
Something Day of the Dead or Loteria inspired
A stuffed black squirrel, either in the style of those felt monster/kitty type toys or amigurumi. I never saw a black squirrel till I moved here, but there's one on my street. His name is Jimmy. He refuses to be photographed.
a knitted uterus (cause...why not...) (especially one that could contain a heatable bag of seeds & lavender for crampish times)
the infamous lipstick girl cozy http://www.craftster.org/forum/index.php?topic=39172.0
monster slippers (size 8-9)
A cool microscope slide necklace (I'm learning to make these but haven't got it yet)
Something Bollywood related
A Gromit (knit, felt, anything) (Sean the sheep or Feathers McGraw would be fun too)
A bowl's worth of funny fruit (knit, crochet, felt, as long as it's kitschy)
A vintagey rectangular tablecloth (pm me for dimensions) I love the ruffled ones on Anthropologie, or a cowgirl print, or anything fun, really. My DR is grey & mocha with red chairs but almost any colors will work.