hey guys - had a little family trouble so i haven't been on the computer much. here goes the huuuuuuuge post of eight secrets! (four of which i got today...)
"I know you hate our Daddy
But you still love me, you tell
Me all the time.
You're only my half-brother but
I thought Of you as more than
That's why it hurt so much that you
Didn't invite me...
And on the backside:
"And yes thats an actual wedding pic, obtained from MySpace.
"I have published Gay Porn on the internet since I was 16!"
"I get women over twice my age telling me how much they enjoy my stories."
reads: "I can only tell the time if the clock is digital"
back: "I always wear a digital watch and try desperately to avoid situations where I might have to read a clock. It's really embarassing, but I've never told anyone."
reads: "I like being mean."
reads:"I'm addicted to swaps! I just can't stop myself!"
reads: "Even though I haven't done it for 15 years, I'm still afraid I will wet the bed"
reads:"Home is where your heart is"
Backside:"Even though I'm married and moved out, my home is where my mom lives."
reads:"Clean cut men don't do it for me. I want a man with tattoos! (but i've only dated the ink free)