It took me about a month and a half maybe...the umbrella took me a week and the coat took me a little over a month. Ther hardest and longest part was shredding the bags. The umbrella took about a hundred so the coat must have taken almost 300...which is a lot of cutting and tying.
P.S. I love your signature limmerick, my favorite limmerick is:
There once was a woman from Bude
who decided to swim in a lake
a man in a punt
stuck an oar in her ear
and said you can't swim here it's private