"I was completely Thrilled to have a perfect excuse to not attend my high school reunion"
I don't think I'll be going to mine either.... Also, this card is made amazingly. It is so beautiful with the textured paper...
[Front] "I am afraid of hating the baby as much as I hate her!! The baby will be born any day..."
[Back] "I am going to be a horrible aunt"
No you won't be. I have aunts I hate, cousins I love, and other similar relationships. Just go into it hoping to love the baby, and most likely you will...
"I thought I was going to get a lesson in how to handle rejection. Instead I got the job!"
I hope you wanted it! lol.. But congrats. I've never really applied for a job.. I worked at a camp I went to for 10 years, shopped at JoAnns my whole life, so the next step was for them to hire me, and my current job, my boyfriend convinced his manager to hire me, so I guess I need the lesson you didn't get.
"I prefer this over any Star Wars movie!!"
I've never even seen Star Wars. My biffy LOVES it, but I just nod when she starts talking about it.."
"It's ruining our relationship...and he can't see that
I've lost many a friend over the subject of alcohol. Big drinking school + me with a drunk abusive grandfather = lonely weekends. I feel for you here..
"Instead of being concerned for my well being, my dad told me I embarrassed my family at dinner on Thanksgiving when my LIP started bleeding. He then accused me of getting it pierced to cause problems during the HOLIDAYS. I love you, too, ASSHOLE."
I'm so sorry you didn't have a nice holiday, however this kind of strikes me as humorous, because my little sister  has been battling for a lipring with my dad for close to a year and a half. I know he'll let her get it as soon as she's 18, but she doesn't understand and throws temper tantrums constantly about it..