So I really have no desire to win the challenge (I couldn't care less if I even make it into the poll), but since a post here inspired my idea I wanted to post what I came up with. It's bad, no straight lines and only took an hour, but since I love my idea I'm going to make a new one eventually.
I saw phaedra 2's A Tee Pee (toilet paper) Cozy post, and misunderstood and thought it was going to be a TeePee (for TP, get it?). Since hers had nothing to do with Native Americans, I had to run with the idea.
And thus, the TP's TeePee:
Next to the tp for size:
The sticks are bamboo skewers, and I also used markers and hordes of tape and glue. The yarn is helping keep the skewers from sliding around inside.
Thanks for looking, I hope it makes someone else smile.
ETA: I apologize for the poor photo quality and the squishiness of the supply pic, don't know what happened with that one!