I told him that I needed a pattern and he said "Can't you just make a pattern?"
Why, yes, I can! I, who know nothing about Civil War Era patterns or clothing, could easily make a pattern in that style! **facepalm**
People just don't understand that things can't just
appear like magic.
Need a pair of socks?
Wal-mart.
Want dinner?
Toss a pizza into the oven, 15 minutes later you have dinner. (Subjective point of definition of 'dinner')
You make me want to make homemade pizza.
Oh and when people learn I can cook they want me to cook for them for free too.
Tell them you will trade equal amounts of time for everything you cook for everything they clean or repair at your home.