Here he is in all his glory, Nibbler!
You might be wondering why he is on the toilet. Well, if you flip him upside down...
He keeps your toilet paper safe. I can't take credit for the pattern, but here is a link to it (really easy to follow, knit up pretty quickly too!) So a huge thanks to Elizabeth Jarvis for making and posting the pattern on ravelry.http://www.ravelry.com/patterns/library/nibbler-guardian-of-the-bum-fodder
My only mistake was showing my friends. Now everyone wants one! I'm actually working on another one right now.