I plan on mailing him something (he lives two states away) but I'm totally lost for ideas. I wanted to send him hershey's kisses (because I got a kiss for my birthday) but he's vegan and extremely lactose intolerant. Maybe I'll decorate pens and an expando for his files? I was thinking I would paint an expando suggestively or something, but office supplies don't leave a lot of room for innuendo.
Any help would be appreciated.