Pucker up princess! Here's a tried & true kissing gloss recipe guaranteed to transform that very special frog into a handsome prince.
2 tablespoons petroleum jelly
1 teaspoon honey
1-2 drops flavored extract (vanilla or almond work perfectly)
sprinkle of ultra-fine, iridescent glitter
small cosmetic jar
stir or cotton swab
Mix ingredients in a small jar. Stir until well blended. Apply gloss to your lips and kiss the most desirable frog in sight.
* If you wish to add color to your gloss, slice off a tiny sliver of lipstick and mix that in as well!
10 Steps to Using Your Kissing Gloss
1. Glance coyly around the room, pretending you do not wish to be kissed.
2. Scope out the frog of your dreams.
3. Apply kissing gloss.
4. Glide over to your target.
5. Gaze dreamily into his eyes.
6. For extra charm, add a quick hair flip. This should do the trick.
7. Close your eyes and pucker up.
8. Think lovely thoughts and give him a kiss to match.
9. Enjoy. The first kiss is always the sweetest.
10. When you open your eyes, a handsome prince will stand before you.
Note: If a handsome prince is not standing before you, give him a couple of years. Often it takes time for frogs to grow out of their tadpole-ish ways.