I can only imagine the conversation Day had with his barber:
"okay, I want it sort of shaggy, but not too messy. A little foppy, but not too emo. Maybe a little mowhawk, or fauxhawk, but not too pretentious. A little John Stewart, but from this season, not the last one. How about this, Mr. Barber: You just cut my hair in a way that you think women who fondle fabric, tattoo their towels, and knit with doghair and garbage bags would like."
!! Possibly one of the greatest things ever said on this website!!!
OMG, I agree...I totally laughed out loud, BambiKhantastic. I earnestly await for Day's picture.