Tomorrow I'll post the pictures...
My friend was in an Opera Choir in college and there was a guy Jesus (HEY-zoose) who was a total flake and often caused a lot of discord because he never paid attention during rehearsals. One especially long night he ordered a pizza and didn't give specific enough instructions where to deliver it. So during a run-through this delivery guy shows up and announces he has a "Pizza for Jesus" (GEE-zus).
This story has made me laugh over and over again. I've used it for card I'm sending him next week. I'm posting pictures tomorrow - but please don't check back to see them if you think you will be offended.
Hope this is fair warning.
