Challenge/Battle/Alert: June - Horror
Team/Ninja: Team Spooky
Project Geekdom (if any): Crazy Cat Lady
Project Name: Lotus Cat Food Label
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Brief Description: I made a label similar to the ones used in my all time favorite B-Horror Movie - The Corpse Grinders
This movie is so bad it's good. It's about these guys who run a cat food company but they can't afford to buy meat so they resort to digging up dead bodies and grinding them up. And what could go wrong? Apparently, the cats develop a taste for human flesh and begin attacking their owners. It's awesome. Oh and the cat food starts selling so well that the cemetary can't keep up with demand. The bodies have to come from somewhere...
There are so many Bad/Amazing parts in it. The doctor miraculously has a medical book that tells him what is going on. There is a cat attacking a half naked woman scene. There are all these "deaf" people working for this broke cat food company but their sign language is the same sign over and over and it's completely made up.
Also, that's my cutsie poo cat on the label. Also, Also, this is the first time I've used the program Paint to create anything. ( I know I'm behind the times) On one side it has a statement about how this cat food will make your cat love you and follow you around but that Lotus isn't responsible for "over affectionate behavior". ha ha The other side has the nutrition facts I copied from a can of the lotus cat food props they used from the movie. It's got a list of ridiculous animal meat and then it says "absolutely no humans were harmed in the making of this product". Ha! On the front it's got my cat, Pi, and it says "For cats who love people". Just FYI there are two sequels to this movie and they get more and more ridiculous. For me, they were too ridiculous. This one was just the right amount of absurd and still kind of creepy because, I don't know about you, but sometimes my cat looks at me like he'd like to eat me and I wonder who switched his cat food.