Hello darlings!
I need some help, advice, suggestions, a yes or no, etc...
I'm tired of my boring, dark brown, curly, layered hair.
I'm thinking a nice drastic a-line and a lovely V-bang.
However, is that even possible for the type of hair I have?
Not to mention, my forehead measures two inches from my hairline to my brow.
So, I'm pretty sure that it's possible that I can get the bangs, and I read a post from someone on here that they had a small forehead and had more of a U-bang than V-bang.
But would it look right on me?
I have a fat head, so I don't know.
Back to the a-line...
I'm thinking pretty drastic if I can do it.
The longest part would hit either in the middle or below my chest, and the shortest would be a bit of a layer mid-ear, which of course would be fluffed out.
Is it possible for a curly and thick haired, not to mention fat headed girl like me to achieve this look?
Would it look superbly-awesome if I had this cut and dyed two pieces in the front or the whole head a forest green color?
Would the hairstyle look alright if I perhaps... 'forgot' to straighten it?
And even if it would work...
Would I actually look awesomely awesome sporting it?

^Fat head.

^Fatter head

^Less fat because the Brillo pad is covering it.

^Because it's cool?
...
And for some well deserved comical relief, I bring you....

^ EZ START, donkey in disguise!
So...
Help?
Suggestions?
Complaints?
Anything?
Thank you for your time. =)
P.S. Sorry for the outrageously large pictures, my computer is not being very cooperative today.