Do you have Staples (office store) near you? They have an "easy button" that you push, and it says stupid things like "that was easy." When someone mentioned buttons, I thought of that, rather than wearable buttons.
It's a big red button that looks like it should have a sign next to it that says "Don't Press This Button" or "Super Secret Nuclear Launcher" or something equally silly.
I think the same thing when I see that button....
And PlumCrafty, a brilliant idea! But I'd make a bunny. And evil bunny because he's obsessed with them for some reason. XD This is going to end up being such a huge gift because of all the great ideas I was given.