I'm NU! hello hello!
Carpe Jugulum is the title of a Terry Pratchett satire fantasy novel about throne-usurping vampires who sunbathe and eat garlic on a regular basis. heehee. In Latin, the term means "seize the throat", which I try to keep as my motto daily. *raising fist in the air, pumping vigorously* I ran an underground newspaper at one point and used the title as my pseudonym and it stuck like glue.
Carpe Jugulum is a wonderful book that I was obsessed with in high school. I highly recommend all of Pratchett's work, if you are in need a of a smart yet silly read!