Haha that fabric cracks me up. The cozy is great, looks really well done.
I don't think there should be any trouble making posts or anything. The only thing that kind of set me aback was where you said, "Please understand that I'm not a crazy gun person; I'm a white
, rural-CA-dwelling, violence and crime disdaining, 32-year-old woman" I'm not sure what being white has to do with proving your not a crazy gun shooting criminal. :/
other than that, I hate guns but I love the cozy!
I agree. Well spotted.
I thought the poster was being mega ironic, but now I realise, not so much irony with this tea cosy.