A while back, MissingWillow and I swapped together in the IYP. She sent me some crocheted flowers she found, and some ceramic bird heads and leaves that she made. She thought I might enjoy playing with them, and she was correct! The other day I was procrastinating (while supposedly working on a different project), and I started fiddling around with the things she sent. Somehow, Finn was born.
I used a vintage block I had. The color was a great match. And doesn't the crocheted flower make the perfect ruffly collar? I was going to give Finn a party hat, using the lace for a trim, but when I cut the lace to size, it struck me that the lace made a perfect crown. I've had those doll legs forever. Finally, a good use for them.
The head, wings and doll feet were affixed with Apoxie Sculpt. It makes the perfect little pantaloons.
Hey, everyone! If you reply on this Alpha Stamps blog post today or tomorrow, you could be chosen to win these great snarky housewife supplies! It would be awesome if someone from this swap won. Good luck!
Those 50's housewives: so perfectly dressed, so decked in pearls, such lovely smiles. What are they hiding? The rackle knows: snarky attitudes! You know those beautiful smiles are just teeth clinched in pent up frustration. Can you relate? If so, let's share the snarky joy! In this swap, we will be exchanging one medium item, with no extras. Easy, peasy, snarky, and fun!
cackle and I cajoled Leslie, of Alpha Stamps, into creating collage sheets and providing awesome scrapbook papers and tiny adorable kitchen accessories just so we could host this snarky swap! She even made a collage sheet full of ideal snarky sayings, like the one cackle used in the art above. (Hint: search under "retro kitchen" for lots of goodies.) You don't have to use these supplies to participate in the swap, but you know you want to.
Swap name: Snarky Housewives. NOW! With more snark! Craftster member who is organizing this swap: rackycoo, co-organizer: cackle Sign-up date range: August 8- August 15, or until full Date to send item by: September 15
Limited to a certain number of people? (optional): 22
Restricted to people who all live in the same country? No If so, which country?
Additional Age requirement? Must be at least 18 Swap Organizer himself/herself meets these conditions: - Has fully read the Swap Info Guide: YES - Has successfully completed two swaps as a participant: YES - Is not organizing more than three swaps right now: No - Will recruit a co-organizer or give all details to a Swap Moderator if this swap has more than 25 participants: YES - Is at least 18 years old: YES
Swap Organizer will check each participant to make sure they meet these conditions: - Has been a member for at least one month: YES - Has posted at least 15 times: YES - Has completed one swap successfully before signing up for multiple swaps at a time: YES - Is not currently signed up for more than five swaps: YES - Does not have any negative feedback: YES - Participant has agreed that he/she is at least 18 years old: YES - If within the US, understands that Delivery Confirmation number is required for this swap: YES - If outside the US, understands that a mailing receipt copy is required for this swap: YES
Details of swap: Make your partner one wonderfully crafted medium sized project featuring a snarky 50's housewife. Let your snark flag fly! The project can be in any format: tins, hooplas, art, etc. There is plenty of time to craft, so make sure you craft to your best ability and send something spectacular. We expect an awesome gallery!
It is a requirement to post in this thread if you are participating in this swap. Please check into the thread regularly and communicate with the organizers if problems occur or you will be late. Don't make us put down our drinks and come after you!
We reserve the right to refuse anyone who has a history of poor communication and/or late sending.
NOTE: We allowed for a little extra time in case you do want to order supplies. Make sure you get your order in early though, so you have plenty of time to craft!
If you want to participate, information to send to both rackycoo AND cackle:
QUESTIONNAIRE TO ANSWER: Name of swap: Snarky Housewives. NOW! With more snark! Craftster username Email address Your real name Mailing address including the country Would you be willing to ship to an address outside your own country? Confirm that are at least 18 years old (YES/NO) Confirm that this message is being sent to both rackycoo AND cackle: This could get a little raunchy. Are you ok with bad words?
I love those way-to-happy-to-be-real housewife images they used in the 50's for advertising. I'm pretty darn sure I never look so happy when I'm cooking or cleaning. I talked with Leslie over at Alpha Stamps about my obsession, and she was nice enough to create some great 50's housewife collage sheets and source some fun supplies. I decided to showcase my housewives in windowed tins: there's the angelic 50's housewife on the outside, but on the inside, the true snark shows through.
I am totally in love with that pie paper! Plus, all the little trinkets: the rolling pin, the tiny cookbook, and of course that nice bottle of red wine. I told my hubby that I was going to put a magnet on the back of this tin, and he could use it as a mood gauge. Lid on: happy wife, good dinner coming. Lid off: attitude adjustment needed, poor me a glass of wine and make some reservations!
Here's another deceptively sweet gal, who looks like she's ready to cook up something delicious, but actually, not:
In the original image, she held a grocery list. I altered her list a tad.
Here they are, both in "lid off, watch out" mode. I think these two would be the best of friends.
Alpha Stamps has tons of great scrapbook papers, snarky housewife collage sheets, and miniature supplies for housewives, just search under "retro kitchen". cackle and I are hosting a Snarky Housewife Swap, so come join us!
I had a little Votive House Shrine kit from Alpha Stamps, and decided to make it into Red Riding Hood's Grandma's cottage in the woods. The stones are actually just cut from a cardboard egg carton. I had never used this technique before, but it was so simple, and looks so good! It did take me forever to "build" those walls, though. (I have a new-found respect for stone masons everywhere.) The roof shingles are cut from sandpaper.
It's such a sweet little size: just 4" tall x 2-1/8" wide. I spent a lot of time choosing Grandma-like papers for the inside walls and floor, but once I determined that the house should be made of stone, I love the outside so much that I made a fourth wall (the kit comes with three walls). Here's the house with a quarter, for scale:
When you open the door, there's Red Riding Hood. She does not seem aware that the wolf, dressed in Grandma's gown, is ready to strike. C'mon, sister, boot up!
Around back, there's a vine taking over.
I am seriously toying with the idea of making little Christmas and Halloween themed houses with that kit. I love the scale of the house, and if you don't add the fourth wall, it's perfect for votive candles. Most of the supplies I used can be found here, on Alpha Stamps, and there's more info on how I made the roof and stones on my blog.
I hosted my bookclub last night. I wanted to have a light dessert, and had seen this idea for watermelon cake in my local newspaper. I found a few examples on Pinterest as well. Here's the giant cake itself; so pretty!
When you cut it open, surprise! The "cake" is actually a huge chunk of watermelon!
I was worried that everyone would feel let down that there wasn't actually cake for dessert, but this was a big hit and everyone loved it. It was a perfect summer dessert.
Here's how I made it:
Ingredients One nice sized seedless watermelon, rind removed and cut into a cake shape Cool Whip, softened in the fridge Slivered Almonds Assorted Berries (I used blueberries and raspberries)
After you cut your watermelon to size, pat dry with paper towels. I cut mine earlier in the day, and kept it refrigerated it until a couple hours before serving. I have read that if the watermelon isn't good and cold, the Cool Whip won't stick to the sides. I patted it dry again before icing it with the Cool Whip. I then pressed slivered almonds into the sides, and garnished the top with the berries. I kept it in the fridge uncovered until serving. So easy!
Send in the clowns! This month at Alpha Stamps, it's all about the circus, one of my favorite themes. Here's a wild and wooly clown extravaganza, made using the same Small Paper Theatre box that I used to make "Animal Farm". There is so much aerial action going on in this Cirque Theater, that I turned the box for a vertical presentation, and mounted it on a Small Wooden Theatre Base.
All clowns, all the time. Plus a few stars.
I was working on this over the Fourth of July weekend, hence the Americana feel. Once the theater was built, I filled it jam-packed full with clowns. But don't worry; these are nice clowns!
The clowns are stacked at various depths to give dimension.
A vintage cupcake pick and some metallic hands welcome one and all to the circus, and sit nicely in front of a star-spangled medallion. For this project, I made a semi-circle instead of using a full medallion.
What's this? Who's this clown, sitting down on the job?!? That ain't right.
I know it's the middle of summer, but I love making Halloween crafts so much I just can't help it. Alpha Stamps has started carrying peg dolls, and I've been making little trick or treaters with them. Each of these kids started out with just the basic peg doll kit, and I added a variety of little extras to make them all different.
The first one I made was a witch. I made her a black hat out of cardstock, a skirt out of gathered orange tulle, and then added extras like tiny orange buttons, bat wings, a black mask, a pumpkin pod jack o'lantern, and a trick or treat bag I constructed from a grocery bag.
Next I thought it would be fun to make a little cat. She's got ears sculpted out of Apoxie Sculpt, a pipe cleaner tail, a black mask, a vintage black cat cupcake pick, and a dress and trick or treat bag like her witchy friend.
Here's a little devil, all dressed in red. She's got bright red horns (Apoxie Sculpt), red glittered mask and bat wings, a tail made with a wrapped pipe cleaner, a skull bead, and the cutest little pumpkin treat bag ever (also from Alpha Stamps).
And then lastly, there's this zombie. I'm not sure if she's a trick or treater or an actual zombie trying to pass. She's not coordinated enough to carry a treat bag, and no matter: she's got a skeletal arm to gnaw on, should she get hungry. She's wearing a tattered black tulle dress.