Ohohoh! You have a sea creature hanging from you ceiling! How absolutely wonderful - I knew this had to be you! Who else could possibly keep a sea-creature hanging around outside of the water?
And the construction with fairy spit explains why this material is so hard to come by over here- after all, you have so many more wide open and enchanted places where even the less well-behaved fairies can flourish, than we have over here.
Although I do think we have a lot of town-fairies flying around (disguised to all prying eyes as those mean big-city birds that shit on everything), but they don't spit if they can help it, knowing the magical properties of their spit.
The big-city fairies - if one is lucky enough to catch them without costume - will just ceaselessly discuss the discrimination of fairy foot-sizes by all shoe makers