Sure, you think Manatees are innocuous and sweet sea creatures of nature. But beware! Older manatees are trying to convert younger manatees to dangerous ideas like conservationism, peace, environmentalism, and it's-not-good-to-be-hacked-by-jet-skis-ism. This is called The Manatee Agenda. And it could be happening to a manatee you know.
"Psssst. Hey kid, can I interest you in some environmental literature?"
Here's a closeup of the sinister armband:Warn your children and neighbors!