Kitty Pastel is RIDICULOUS. I couldn't come close to that even now.
My blackmail items are "poetry". Written in a secret storage space under the stairs. A storage space filled with candles and magazine eyes (clearly inspired by Mad Love
with Drew Barrymore). The entire room has an overhead clearance of about three feet. In that room I poured my angst-ridden sixteen year old heart onto paper. I never took a single page out, but I can recall vividly that every "poem" contained the following words:
God help me if anyone ever remembers that the old Christmas tree lights are under the stairs.