So, I was finally able to get my package from jadegreen (through no fault of hers, she totally sent early), and I am SO AMAZED. I love everything, and the presentation was perfect, complete with clever captions! Seriously, you guys. Take a deep breath, here comes the awesomeness:

"Keep yourself warm while you coldly slaughter your victims with a Johnny The Homicidal Maniac neckwarmer!"

"A place to jot down ideas for world domination... or whatever takes your fancy."

"NO! NOOO!! I don't wanna eat the toasty souls of the damned!!"

"Your very own fillerbunny, grown in a laboratory purely to amuse you regardless of how he feels. Ignore his pleas for sweet sweet death. It is his job to be your smiley bunny!"

Squee (& Shmee) KILTPIN!!!

Pepito accessories!!! "Newest trends from the underworld."
I know, right?! I can't believe it either.
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So great.
Also, somehow Jade and I made each other the SAME THING, but she hasn't gotten her package yet so I can't tell you which one yet. Psychic connection, maybe?
Thank you so much! Your package of doom should reach you soon!