Somebody on craftster did a project for her boyfriend that involved chronicling all the silly texts he sent her and one of them was something like, "If you ever get mauled by a bear I hope it avoids your face because I think you're cute."
An actual compliment I once received: "You smell like a Febreze commercial!" I had not used any Febreze.
This is genius! I cut my hair super-short a few days ago and headbands actually look cute on me now, so I've been on the lookout for ones I like. I think I may try to recreate this - I have some bright paisley ribbon that might be perfect for bow charms.