Arrrrrr! Today I be receivin' one fantastical package from me matey, Aisy!! Bewarr if ye be lookin' fer only a few pictures!
My hat, it be havin' three corners!
Aisy be findin' a three-cornered hat on me Wists, so she rustled up this here steampunk miniature tricorn hat!
This side here be havin' a old hearrrrt on it. Be it the silver heart of old Cap'n Blackbeard?
This be the front. This side be havin' a fancy lace bow there on it, maybe Ol' Aisy be stealin' that from some of dem fancy frilly wenches' pantyhoses...
Aisy even be attachin' a comb and barrette to keep me hat close to me hair (what be left of it, har har har).
This here be my trusty mutt Herriot modelin' this here hat...t'aint very happy-lookin' as she once had a fierce run in with a crusty ol' fella wearin' a hat much like this 'un.
This here be my other trusty mutt Founder. He don't seem to mind that hat as much.
Well, I just wants to thank Aisy from the bottom o' my rusty ol' heart, aren't much more you coulda done to please me than craft up that hat from what I had on my Wists, I'm certain I'll be wearin' this here hat in style to me next plunderin'.