Now if anyone has the puffy eye miracle I'd love to hear it! But I guess that's another thread, eh?
1. I've heard of holding a milk-soaked cloth on your puffy eyes for a few minutes. The lactic acid is supposed to do something. 2. Pee on the face? That sounds like an urban legend to me. I mean, I've heard of it as a treatment for jellyfish stings, but zits? . . . oy.
Remember the masquerade in Ever After? The wicked stepsister is a peacock, I think. I think she had one of those gold eye masks on a long stick. . . that sounded stupid, but I'm sure you know what I mean. . . anyway, it was gold and suggestive of a beak and had some feathers on it. . . I think. . . oh, what am I talking about? What? I need more coffee. . .
Something I read somewhere that seems like it would work: cut off the feet of some old pantyhose, fill them with a little odor-absorbing kitty litter and tie them closed. Stuff the "sachets" in the shoes for a couple days then throw 'em out. I've never done it, but it makes sense, right? Also you can put dryer sheets in your shoes when you're not wearing them.