Holy Freakin' Crap indeed! I actually was clutching my face to keep my jaw from dropping off at the escalating stupendousness of craftylittlemonkey's work!!!! And when I got to the monster oven mitt, I think I may have squeaked out loud just a bit.
This is why I love Craftster -- every time I get a bit jaded and think "Oh yeah, the potholders are great. Everyone does nice work.", etc., along comes something like this and resets my entire worldview! Thanks for that!
I have to go lie down now.