My friend's birthday is coming up and he mentioned how much he likes this shirt from http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com:
It's a pretty cool shirt and all, but there was no way I was about to pay $22.50 plus shipping and handling for it, and even if did, it wouldn't come in on time. So I made one myself... only better!
The only bad thing is that I don't know how to read a measuring tape and the image ended up being off-center. But still... it's the thought that counts?