I know, that really doesn't work, does it?
Anyway, introducing Morris Piper*, my latest felt creation.
He's a wannabe Spud Vicious*, but his head is the wrong shape for a decent mohawk, AND he has to sneak out with a sweater over his 'Never Mind the Broccoli*' t-shirt because he still lives with his parents.
*Apologies for the puns. *shame-faced but not really