It reads:

I want to be buried not cremated because I genuinely believe there will be a zombie plague at some point and I want to be able to join the fun.

This is what the card looks like with the bedsheet closed:



You pull it back to reveal the secret:



It reads: Where is my orgasm?  I want one!

"I can't explain why I love Polaroids, but I do!  I think it's more of an obsession, really-"

On the back:
I wanted to send you a real one, but I just couldn't let go...I'm sorry!  That's printed on Polaroid Zink paper, though!

Front:
I Feel Fat

The Back reads:
Even tho I am only 125 lbs.

I have received some over the last 2 days, but got lost on the way to the gallery.  So, without further ado:



Reads:
I wish I were more like Flo the Progressive Girl!
She's so fun and sparkly

Also, underneath her pic it says, Why so Serious?

Sorry to hear that, Smmarrt!

I have my final pics to post.  I got my awesome, creepy cool dotee from spicytaco today:


Here is a group shot of all my precious dotees!  They are great. 


And since all of mine have been received, here is a group shot of my fuzzy ones.  I forgot to take shots of my other ones before they were sent off, though.


I enjoyed this swap so much and my swap partners were the best! 

So far I have received from junebug6162 and Smmarrt.  I love them SO very much.  Junebug, I knew it was a pear right away  and what wonderful beading!  Smmarrt, yours was spot on (have you ever been to the South...lol?)!  I absolutely loved her and her story. 
And without further ado:
junebug6162's wonderful fruit creation:
Full Body Shot-


A Close-up of her gorgeous face-

She also sent me some goodies to make another dotee with!
And here is my adorable doll from Smmarrt:

She is in the shape of Alabama with a star where our capital, Montgomery is and is great! 
Thank you so much!

I am by no means a professional photographer...in fact, I might not even qualify as an amateur, but I was floored by how these pics of the bee and flower came out.  I don't know if you can tell it here, but on the first pic you can see the lines in his wings so crisp and clear.
Comments are always welcomed and appreciated! 

Here are a few orange inchies I made for a swap.  I am still just getting started with inchies, but with each new 'batch' I feel like I am improving!


A group shot of 8 of them


My 2 favorite ones

Let me know what you think.  Any constructive criticism is welcome!

I used the rough kind of paper to print from my computer and so far it has worked okay.  I wish I had known that sooner since it costs SO much less than the special ink jet kind.  A few of them got a little smudged as you can see i the picture, but I don't mind.  I will find a way to fix it.